‘Tis the season to dress your cat up in a ridiculous Halloween costume. This year, a few tired felines have reached their breaking point and just can’t even be bothered by the paparazzi right meow. These anti-costume cats have banded together to participate in the #HalloweenFailContest!
1. “I said I would wear the costume. I never said I would stay awake during the photoshoot.”
2. “Go get that little boy from ‘Free Willy’… I need him to help me get outta this thing.”
3. “Allow me to demonstrate where you can shove this unicorn horn.”
4. “I want no part in this unicorn-cat-hybrid obsession. If you remove the costume now, I promise not to pee on your bed.”
5. “I will eat my way out of this costume if I have to.”
6. “A cat dressed as a hot DOG? My social life is officially over. This costume will completely destroy my street cred with the neighborhood strays.”
7. “The only way this could possibly get worse is if you put me in an actual shark tank.”
8. “I don’t even know what this costume is, but I hate it with the fire of a thousand suns. How’s that for a bedtime story?”
9. “If you think I’m going to snuggle with you tonight, you are dead wrong.”
10. “This photo will haunt us for the rest of our lives. At least I’m not alone in my humiliation.”
